...but, it's Britney!?

In the unlikely event you've been living on a remote island that doesn't get CNN, MSN, Fox or local news. You've heard the big news; poor Ms. Spears has temporarily lost custody of her two young sons. Mainstream media is abuzz. It's comforting to know the worlds ills have been taken care of and I can just sit back enjoy a diet coke and a cry for the young, pantie-lacking blond washed-up pop bumpkin.

Myanmar
Darfur
SCHIP veto
Korean peace talks
Australian refugee ban

I'll sleep better knowing the world is a safe place because there's nothing more important than whats going on in the sad world of BS (That's Britney Spears to you islanders)