Sleep

Why is it so elusive? Why can't I just stand up brush my teeth and walk to the bedroom at 11 o'clock like normal people? What part of staying up until 3 or 4 when you have to be up with two kids at 7:30 seems like a wise idea? Even better, when I do go to bed at a decent hour why waste my time laying in bed until 3 or 4 when I could be catching up on Cosby show rereuns? I need a lock on Google, every night it's: one....more....search......one......more.......search. There must be some sort of lock for my computer. You know like the ones for cars, you have to blow into and if your too intoxicated it doesn't start. If it's too late Google should give me an error message: You are up too late and not authorized to view this page.

Shit, I better get my ass in gear and finish my work. That backpack and lunch box aren't going to pack themselves. Is that an open bottle of Cabernet on the counter? Laundry and lunch making goes much faster with wine.

Now, where the hell's my will power? I know I left it around here somewhere.